One does not simply walk into Mordor… unless you have a Russian visa.

One does not simply walk into Mordor… unless you have a Russian visa.

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If you ever lack conviction that you can make things people will like

luckyshirt:

just remind yourself that there is a top 40 song on loop on the radio right now that repeatedly says:

You cast a spell on me, spell on me. You hit me like the sky fell on me, fell on me. And I decided you look well on me, well on me.

Well on me.

Well. On me.

And everyone just lets it happen.

So yeah. Make whatever the fuck you want.

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luckyshirt:

I have been standing in my office laughing at my own joke for 20 minutes, so.

luckyshirt:

I have been standing in my office laughing at my own joke for 20 minutes, so.

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merlin:


biorhythmist:

How I learned to cook a 28 pound lobster and bake a pie that looks like turds

Heh. Dicker.

merlin:

biorhythmist:

How I learned to cook a 28 pound lobster and bake a pie that looks like turds

Heh. Dicker.

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How Americans live today. You’ll see there are no birds. 

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